Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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