some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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