Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you inspire me to be a worse person
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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