I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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