Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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