There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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