just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm at about main and main street
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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