More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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