Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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