I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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