Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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