Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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