Jerry, you need to find god
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
They are going to name an STD after you.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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