That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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