I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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