Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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