Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
please don't ironically join a cult
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