Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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