you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Ladies don't puke and tell
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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