whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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