Buhtt sex?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
you never un-have a 4some
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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