so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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