My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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