Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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