Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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