That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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