My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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