If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
3 2 1 whiskey
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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