His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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