Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
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