Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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