I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I have demons in me.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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