I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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