ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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