Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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