You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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