You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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