$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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