There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
