I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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