Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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