that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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