OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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