i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just found a bag of teeth...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Randomize
