if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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