So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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