I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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