Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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