What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Someone came in the potted fern
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
