Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Come on in and take your pants off
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