That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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