i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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