but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Sober January is a disaster.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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