Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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