How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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