I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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