Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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