Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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