When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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